"Late Night Haikus" part 1star wars is so cool yoda teaches luke the force blow up the death star"Late Night Haikus" part 1
do cats like science there is no stupid questions wrong again loser
bears don't math for fun they would rather eat picnics don't piss off a bear
i dropped the hammer i broke my foot and can't run those wolves look hungry
i think cats are dope they lay on the floor all day now i have two socks
beavers can build dams elephants never forget i ate the whole cake
i hit a man dead they always check the trunk first he s
MemoriesRyan's Story IIIAct III:Ryan's Story III
One day, Bair let the power go to his head. He ordered the citizen build a 900 meter high statue of himself, just because he felt like being a space cadet. Bair’s advisors advised that his display of power that would anger the citizens but Bair did not care. Bair thought he was the best and he was right. All hail the magnificent Bair.
The statue was finished and Bair was bored. He went for a walk. He didn’t come back to the town because the massive statue blocked the sun and a contained mini ice age had begun around the area of the town. In other words, 50,000 years of darkness. Oh the irony. I enj
Ryan's Story IIAct II:Ryan's Story II
Hannah Montana was on the television. Bair was debating ending his life there and then. But this time he resisted the urge. This time and this time only. Bair turned off the television and put down his gun. Bair was hungry and wanted to eat some food, but unfortunately for Bair, Mr. Owl was in town. Who? Mr. Owl. He’s an owl.
Mr. Owl ran the food distribution services of the town and he was mostly an asshole. His ‘asshole-ry’ was not enjoyed by most citizens but they put up with it because… because… I’m not sure. They ought to do something about that Mr. Owl.
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